woensdag 20 januari 2010
dinsdag 19 januari 2010
Memorabel Quotes
Logica brengt je van A naar B, verbeelding brengt je overal.
Als een blanke wit ziet van de schrik, blauw van de kou, en rood van schaamte, waarom noemen we een Afrikaan dan een… kleurling ?
Als graven graven graven, graven graven geen graven voor graven.. Als graven graven graven graven graven graven voor gravinnen.
Elvis is dood, Jimmy Hendrix is dood, Bob Marley is dood, Frans Bauer Leeft ... WAAROM?
Edison heeft de electriciteit uitgevonden, maar wij betalen de rekening.
Bloemen verwelken ,schepen vergaan ... dus koop geen bloemen en vlieg voortaan.
Als een pen machtiger is dan een zwaard en een foto krachtiger dan duizend woorden, hoe gevaarlijk is dan een fax?
If everything’s under control, you’re going to slow.
Silence is silver, but music is gold...
I hate my alarm clock...it works!
Youth is when you're allowed to stay up late on New Year's Eve. Middle age is when you're forced to.
Humor is seeing the good in everything bad
It's easy being a humorist when you have the whole government working for you.
Si hoc signum legere potes, operis boni in rebus Latinus alacribus et fructuosis potiri potes!
It is amazing what you can accomplish if you do not care who gets the credit.
If you want to make your dreams come true, the first thing you have to do is wake up.
If two wrongs don't make a right, try three.
Why do they call it 'rush hour' when nothing moves??
Education is the most powerful weapon which you can use to change the world.
If you have a difficult task, give it to someone lazy … that person will find an easier way to do it.
Drive defensively. Buy a tank.
If you think nobody cares you’re alive, try missing a couple of payments.
A friend is someone who knows all about you, and likes you anyway.
A day without sunshine is like, well, night.
The only time you run out of chances is when you stop taking them.
Fool me once, shame on you. Fool me twice, shame on me.
It's not the years in your life that count. It's the life in your years.
Music is the art of thinking with sounds.
Dogs have Owners. Cats have Staff.
Accept that some days you're the pigeon, and some days you're the statue.
Last night I lay in bed looking up at the stars in the sky and I thought to myself, where the heck is the ceiling.
A woman has got to love a bad man once or twice in her life to be thankful for a good one.
Always remember that you are absolutely unique. Just like everyone else.
Whats the best way to have your husband remember your anniversary?? Get married on his birthday.
When a woman steals your man, there is no better revenge than to let her keep him.
When a man opens the door of his car for his wife, you can be sure of one thing: either the car is new or the wife is.
Life is not measured by the breaths we take, but by the moments that take our breath away.
Advice is what we ask for when we already know the answer but wish we didn't.
Friends are the people who pick up their phone when you call them at 3AM for a joke. Real friends are the few who laugh about it.
Somewhere there's someone who dreams of your smile, and finds in your presence that life is worth while. So when you are lonely, remember it's true Somebody somewhere is thinking of you.
When life gives you a hundred reasons to cry, show life that you have a thousand reasons to smile.
Life isn't about waiting for the storm to pass...it's learning to dance in the rain.
Be who you are and say what you feel because those who mind don't matter and those who matter don't mind.
We never really grow up, we only learn how to act in public.
Life is short; break the rules, forgive quickly, kiss slowly, love truly, laugh uncontrollably, and never regret anything that made you smile.
An archeologist is the best husband any woman can have; the older she gets, the more interested he is in her.
When you're right, no one remembers. When you're wrong, no one forgets.
Some say the glass is half full, some say the glass is half empty, I say 'are you gonna drink that?'
Girls want a lot of things from one guy. Conversely, guys want one thing from a lot of girls.
Evening news is where they begin with 'Good evening', and then proceed to tell you why it isn't.
If you tell the truth you don't have to remember anything.
Never be afraid to laugh at yourself, you could be missing out on the joke of the century.
You know the world is going crazy when the best rapper is a white guy, the best golfer is a black guy, the tallest guy in the NBA is Chinese, the Swiss hold the America's Cup, France is accusing the U.S. of arrogance, Germany doesn't want to go to war, and the three most powerful men in America are named 'Bush', 'Dick'...
Everyday is a gift, thats why they call it the present.
A diplomat thinks twice before saying nothing..
There is a light at the end of every tunnel....just pray it's not a train!
Save the environment...plant a Bush back in Texas.
Silence is silver, but music is gold.
Keep smiling, it makes people wonder what you're up to.
If you're not living life to its fullest, you're taking up too much space.
Happiness isn't getting what you want, it's wanting what you got.
What are the three words guaranteed to humiliate men everywhere? 'Hold my purse.'
A sense of humor is the ability to understand a joke.
The pen is mightier than the sword, and considerably easier to write with.
Go to work, sends your kids to school, follow fashion, act normal, walk on the pavement, watch tv, save your old age, obey the law, repeat after me: I AM FREE
The day you wake up realizing i'm the girl for you, i'll be laying next to the man who already knew.
I never search, i find.
Be glad with all you get Live life with no regrets. Hold on to the smile that's on your face. Show that your life is not a waste. Be true to your soul Hold on to your goal. Think about it every day And everything will come your way. Smile, when the sun will rise.
When you wake up in the morning and you get to decide what you're gonna do with your day, that's what FREEDOM is..
If the sky is the limit, then what is space, over the limit? Beyond our limits..
A full moon always rises at sunset..
Now and then, I announce "I know you 're listening" to empty rooms. If I'm wrong, no one knows. And if I'm right, maybe I freaked out some secret organisation..
An optimist stays up until midnight to welcome the new year.. A pessimist stays up to make sure the old year leaves..
A romantic comedy with a bad ending is called 'reality'
"Mail your packages early so the post office can lose them in time for Christmas."
What doesn't kill you, only makes you STRONGER
The road to success is always under construction..
Als een blanke wit ziet van de schrik, blauw van de kou, en rood van schaamte, waarom noemen we een Afrikaan dan een… kleurling ?
Als graven graven graven, graven graven geen graven voor graven.. Als graven graven graven graven graven graven voor gravinnen.
Elvis is dood, Jimmy Hendrix is dood, Bob Marley is dood, Frans Bauer Leeft ... WAAROM?
Edison heeft de electriciteit uitgevonden, maar wij betalen de rekening.
Bloemen verwelken ,schepen vergaan ... dus koop geen bloemen en vlieg voortaan.
Als een pen machtiger is dan een zwaard en een foto krachtiger dan duizend woorden, hoe gevaarlijk is dan een fax?
If everything’s under control, you’re going to slow.
Silence is silver, but music is gold...
I hate my alarm clock...it works!
Youth is when you're allowed to stay up late on New Year's Eve. Middle age is when you're forced to.
Humor is seeing the good in everything bad
It's easy being a humorist when you have the whole government working for you.
Si hoc signum legere potes, operis boni in rebus Latinus alacribus et fructuosis potiri potes!
It is amazing what you can accomplish if you do not care who gets the credit.
If you want to make your dreams come true, the first thing you have to do is wake up.
If two wrongs don't make a right, try three.
Why do they call it 'rush hour' when nothing moves??
Education is the most powerful weapon which you can use to change the world.
If you have a difficult task, give it to someone lazy … that person will find an easier way to do it.
Drive defensively. Buy a tank.
If you think nobody cares you’re alive, try missing a couple of payments.
A friend is someone who knows all about you, and likes you anyway.
A day without sunshine is like, well, night.
The only time you run out of chances is when you stop taking them.
Fool me once, shame on you. Fool me twice, shame on me.
It's not the years in your life that count. It's the life in your years.
Music is the art of thinking with sounds.
Dogs have Owners. Cats have Staff.
Accept that some days you're the pigeon, and some days you're the statue.
Last night I lay in bed looking up at the stars in the sky and I thought to myself, where the heck is the ceiling.
A woman has got to love a bad man once or twice in her life to be thankful for a good one.
Always remember that you are absolutely unique. Just like everyone else.
Whats the best way to have your husband remember your anniversary?? Get married on his birthday.
When a woman steals your man, there is no better revenge than to let her keep him.
When a man opens the door of his car for his wife, you can be sure of one thing: either the car is new or the wife is.
Life is not measured by the breaths we take, but by the moments that take our breath away.
Advice is what we ask for when we already know the answer but wish we didn't.
Friends are the people who pick up their phone when you call them at 3AM for a joke. Real friends are the few who laugh about it.
Somewhere there's someone who dreams of your smile, and finds in your presence that life is worth while. So when you are lonely, remember it's true Somebody somewhere is thinking of you.
When life gives you a hundred reasons to cry, show life that you have a thousand reasons to smile.
Life isn't about waiting for the storm to pass...it's learning to dance in the rain.
Be who you are and say what you feel because those who mind don't matter and those who matter don't mind.
We never really grow up, we only learn how to act in public.
Life is short; break the rules, forgive quickly, kiss slowly, love truly, laugh uncontrollably, and never regret anything that made you smile.
An archeologist is the best husband any woman can have; the older she gets, the more interested he is in her.
When you're right, no one remembers. When you're wrong, no one forgets.
Some say the glass is half full, some say the glass is half empty, I say 'are you gonna drink that?'
Girls want a lot of things from one guy. Conversely, guys want one thing from a lot of girls.
Evening news is where they begin with 'Good evening', and then proceed to tell you why it isn't.
If you tell the truth you don't have to remember anything.
Never be afraid to laugh at yourself, you could be missing out on the joke of the century.
You know the world is going crazy when the best rapper is a white guy, the best golfer is a black guy, the tallest guy in the NBA is Chinese, the Swiss hold the America's Cup, France is accusing the U.S. of arrogance, Germany doesn't want to go to war, and the three most powerful men in America are named 'Bush', 'Dick'...
Everyday is a gift, thats why they call it the present.
A diplomat thinks twice before saying nothing..
There is a light at the end of every tunnel....just pray it's not a train!
Save the environment...plant a Bush back in Texas.
Silence is silver, but music is gold.
Keep smiling, it makes people wonder what you're up to.
If you're not living life to its fullest, you're taking up too much space.
Happiness isn't getting what you want, it's wanting what you got.
What are the three words guaranteed to humiliate men everywhere? 'Hold my purse.'
A sense of humor is the ability to understand a joke.
The pen is mightier than the sword, and considerably easier to write with.
Go to work, sends your kids to school, follow fashion, act normal, walk on the pavement, watch tv, save your old age, obey the law, repeat after me: I AM FREE
The day you wake up realizing i'm the girl for you, i'll be laying next to the man who already knew.
I never search, i find.
Be glad with all you get Live life with no regrets. Hold on to the smile that's on your face. Show that your life is not a waste. Be true to your soul Hold on to your goal. Think about it every day And everything will come your way. Smile, when the sun will rise.
When you wake up in the morning and you get to decide what you're gonna do with your day, that's what FREEDOM is..
If the sky is the limit, then what is space, over the limit? Beyond our limits..
A full moon always rises at sunset..
Now and then, I announce "I know you 're listening" to empty rooms. If I'm wrong, no one knows. And if I'm right, maybe I freaked out some secret organisation..
An optimist stays up until midnight to welcome the new year.. A pessimist stays up to make sure the old year leaves..
A romantic comedy with a bad ending is called 'reality'
"Mail your packages early so the post office can lose them in time for Christmas."
What doesn't kill you, only makes you STRONGER
The road to success is always under construction..
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